The Most Serene Republic of NEAF Missile Silo 17 is a tiny, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18 million NEAF Missile Silo 17ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 40.6%.

The NEAF Missile Silo 17ian economy, worth 820 billion New Equanimia sekrens a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,564 New Equanimia sekrens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NEAF Missile Silo 17's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

NEAF Missile Silo 17 is ranked 314,846^th in the world and 2,103^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 18.0 million capita.